Try to remember the kind of September When life was slow and, oh, so mellow. Try to remember the kind of September When grass was green and grain was yellow. -- El Gallo in "The Fantasticks" (World's Longest Running Musical)
On behalf of the Parrot team, I'm proud to announce Parrot 5.9.0, also known as "Fantastick Parrot". Parrot is a virtual machine aimed at running all dynamic languages.