As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man,
I have chalked up many a mile.
Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks,
And I've learned much from both of their styles.
    -- Heard playing in Margaritaville bar,
       in Orlando after YAPC::NA::2014.

On behalf of the Parrot team, I'm proud to announce Parrot 6.6.0, also known as "Parrothead". Parrot is a virtual machine aimed at running all dynamic languages.