On behalf of the Parrot team, I'm proud to announce Parrot 0.8.1 "Tio Richie." Parrot is a virtual machine aimed at running all dynamic languages.
Rat Creature #1: Comrade! We are about to feast! Quick, get your fat carcass behind this bush and get ready!
Rat Creature #1: Hello, small mammal.... Could you step in here for a moment? I've got something to show you....
Fone Bone: Can't you show me out here, where I've got runnin' space?